Cool story, Smol bean...now go make me a Soylent.

$25.00$45.00

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. Comes in 3 different styles: T-shirt, Longsleeve t-shirt, and Hoodie.

Pay homage to Jersey Shore culture, 4chan culture (well…not the racist stuff), and the worst of the early and late 2010s by wearing this in public or private (I’d understand.)

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. T-shirt comes in 4 different colorways: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, and Sand

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
  • Classic fit

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. Long sleeve t-shirt comes in 4 different colorways: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, and Sand

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton
  • Classic fit

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. comes in 4 different colorways: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, and Bone

  • 8.5 oz./yd² (US) 14.1 oz./L yd (CA), 80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece with 100% cotton face
  • Standard fit
  • Metal eyelets
  • Pouch pocket