Cool story, Smol bean...now go make me a Soylent.
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean light blue tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean light pink tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean natural tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean white tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean light blue long sleeve tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean natural longsleeve tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean light pink longsleeve tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean white longsleeve tshirt
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean white Hoodie
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean light pink Hoodie
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean Aqua blue Hoodie
Namaste at Home Dad Cool Story Smol bean bone Hoodie

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent.

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. Comes in 3 different styles: T-shirt, Longsleeve t-shirt, and Hoodie.

Pay homage to Jersey Shore culture, 4chan culture (well…not the racist stuff), and the worst of the early and late 2010s by wearing this in public or private (I’d understand.)

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. T-shirt comes in 4 different colorways: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, and Sand

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
  • Classic fit

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. Long sleeve t-shirt comes in 4 different colorways: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, and Sand

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton
  • Classic fit

Cool story, Smol bean…now go make me a Soylent. comes in 4 different colorways: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, and Bone

  • 8.5 oz./yd² (US) 14.1 oz./L yd (CA), 80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece with 100% cotton face
  • Standard fit
  • Metal eyelets
  • Pouch pocket

$25.00 – $45.00